{"product_id":"selfish-birthday-card-for-best-friend","title":"Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Oh look, another day all about you.” This sarcastic selfish birthday card is perfect for the wonderfully self-centered friend who somehow turns every occasion into their own personal holiday. The crossed-out “selfish asshole” punchline adds just the right amount of inappropriate humor before finishing with a slightly more socially acceptable “Happy Birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the easy pick as a birthday card for best friend when a sweet, sentimental option just won't land — also great for siblings, spouses, and coworkers who appreciate blunt humor and playful insults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Funny adult birthday greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Black typography design with sarcastic wording\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on quality cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Measures approximately 5\" × 7\"\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Front design printed in permanent, high-quality color\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and packaged to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Brother or sister birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Coworker birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Milestone birthdays and just-because teasing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse more sarcastic birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for every self-centered friend in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this birthday card for best friend blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it's blank inside so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this card contain adult language?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, this card contains adult language, as shown in the product photos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is the card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApproximately 5\" × 7\", with a coordinating envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361682514035,"sku":"6-BDA010-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361682546803,"sku":"6-BDA010-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361682579571,"sku":"6-BDA010-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/cf93c215-2d0d-4315-974b-95123206bf07-copy.jpg?v=1786728086","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/selfish-birthday-card-for-best-friend","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}