{"product_id":"present-not-for-you-baby-shower-card","title":"Present Not For You Baby Shower Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Sorry you can’t drink or fit into pants. Also, here’s a present that’s not for you.” Pregnancy comes with plenty of exciting changes, and a few mildly insulting ones. This sarcastic baby shower card pairs bold distressed typography with a dry, deadpan message on clean black-and-white card stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the easy pick for a pregnant friend who appreciates humor more than overly sweet baby talk — sisters, coworkers, best friends, and first-time moms included. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch sarcastic baby shower card\u003cbr\u003e• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed to order in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Baby showers and pregnancy announcements\u003cbr\u003e• Expectant moms and first-time moms\u003cbr\u003e• Sisters, daughters, and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or baby gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic gift-giving humor? Browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more deadpan-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this baby shower card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this card appropriate to give at a group baby shower?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe humor is dry and sarcastic, so it’s best for a mom-to-be who shares that sense of humor rather than a more traditional shower crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684217971,"sku":"6-GRE009-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684250739,"sku":"6-GRE009-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684283507,"sku":"6-GRE009-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/d267e781-3e88-4720-b690-472592bebdb9-copy.jpg?v=1786728088","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/present-not-for-you-baby-shower-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}