{"product_id":"overstay-my-welcome-funny-new-home-card","title":"Overstay My Welcome Funny New Home Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e“I can't wait to overstay my welcome. Congratulations on your new home — AKA my 2nd home.” This funny new home card pairs bold distressed typography with handwritten script for a clean, sarcastic design that's just right for close friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the easy pick for best friends, siblings, or any new homeowner whose guest room is about to become your unofficial vacation property. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny new home card\u003cbr\u003e• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed to order in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• New homeowners and first-time buyers\u003cbr\u003e• Best friends and siblings moving house\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming gifts and realtor closing gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic gift-giving humor? Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/neighbor-joke-funny-housewarming-card\"\u003eNeighbor Joke Funny Housewarming Card\u003c\/a\u003e for another new-home laugh, or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003ethe full collection of funny greeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e from Designs by Linda Nee for more close-friend-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this new home card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good housewarming gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it works well as a standalone housewarming card or paired with a small gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361685004403,"sku":"6-GRE005-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361685037171,"sku":"6-GRE005-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361685069939,"sku":"6-GRE005-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/aa5073fc-4988-44bf-93c5-963ac549dd0b-copy.jpg?v=1787133726","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/overstay-my-welcome-funny-new-home-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}