{"product_id":"old-age-joke-funny-birthday-card-for-men","title":"Old Age Joke Funny Birthday Card for Men","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Nowadays, ‘getting lucky’ means standing up without making a noise.” This funny birthday card for men features a clean black-and-white typewriter-style design with an aging joke that lands hardest with anyone whose knees, back, or hips have recently developed their own commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the easy pick for husbands, dads, brothers, friends, and coworkers celebrating a milestone birthday, or heading into retirement, with their sense of humor intact. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card for men\u003cbr\u003e• Classic black typography on a white background\u003cbr\u003e• Portrait orientation, printed on quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Husbands, dads, brothers, and friends\u003cbr\u003e• Retirement gifts and getting-older gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic aging humor? Browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this birthday card for men blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWould this work as a retirement card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the aging joke fits retirement just as well as a milestone birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684906099,"sku":"6-BDA014-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684938867,"sku":"6-BDA014-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684971635,"sku":"6-BDA014-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/634f5d9b-940a-4c3c-868a-0ff2db10de3e-copy.jpg?v=1786728086","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/old-age-joke-funny-birthday-card-for-men","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}