{"product_id":"little-birdie-told-me-rude-christmas-card","title":"Little Birdie Told Me Rude Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis rude Christmas card starts out sweet: a chickadee in a red knit hat on snowy pine, painted in a soft vintage woodland style. The punchline is not sweet: “A little birdie told me the holidays are here… and I was like: FUCK ME, it’s a talking bird.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope. For birdwatchers, feeder fanatics and best friends who like pretty art with terrible language. Explicit language on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Chickadee in snowy pine with red berries, pinecones and a jingle bell\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage woodland illustration style\u003cbr\u003e• Original Designs by Linda Nee artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Birdwatchers and backyard feeder fans\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who swear more than they should\u003cbr\u003e• Adult Secret Santa and white elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers you trust completely\u003cbr\u003e• Sisters and best friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few lines that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “The bird talked. I listened. Merry Christmas.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Feeder’s full, season’s here, love you.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Bird news: you’re my favorite.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Happy holidays from me and my new friend.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake it a trio with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-moose-funny-adult-christmas-card\"\u003eTalking Moose Funny Adult Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-goose-naughty-christmas-card\"\u003eTalking Goose Naughty Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e. Birders will also like the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card\"\u003eBird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/talking-bird-inappropriate-birthday-card\"\u003eTalking Bird Inappropriate Birthday Card\u003c\/a\u003e. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/build-your-own-note-card-box\"\u003eBuild Your Own Card Box\u003c\/a\u003e for $50, shipped free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":67129961054323,"sku":"6-GRE013-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":67129961087091,"sku":"6-GRE013-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":67129961119859,"sku":"6-GRE013-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/8bfa6564-0ff4-4503-9eb7-418cd64ac707-copy.jpg?v=1794269648","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/little-birdie-told-me-rude-christmas-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}