{"product_id":"life-departures-funny-40th-birthday-card","title":"Life Departures Funny 40th Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e“You can cross ‘dying young’ off your list of things to worry about.” This funny 40th birthday card turns the realities of getting older into a vintage airport departures board, printed in a black, cream, gold, and red palette on quality card stock. Youth has departed, the hairline is missing, knees are out of service, and reading glasses are officially mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the easy pick for friends, siblings, spouses, coworkers, and fellow Gen Xers who appreciate sarcastic aging humor. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message or one more line about the cancelled return flight to youth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny 40th birthday card\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage airport departures board design\u003cbr\u003e• Black, cream, gold, and red color palette\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Gen X birthdays and retirement celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Friends, siblings, and coworkers with dark humor\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic aging humor? Browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this 40th birthday card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this card work for a 50th or 60th birthday too?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the life departures joke fits any milestone birthday, not just the 40th.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684807795,"sku":"6-BDA007-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684840563,"sku":"6-BDA007-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684873331,"sku":"6-BDA007-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/82931c3b-b20d-4268-ba94-ea42ded64515-copy.jpg?v=1786728087","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/life-departures-funny-40th-birthday-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}