{"product_id":"highly-trained-witch-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained Witch Warning Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTrespass at Your Own Risk of a Hex\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Highly Trained Witch warning sign lets visitors know the house has magical security, with a bold red WARNING header and the fine print “Not Responsible for Hex-Related Incidents.” It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum, so it suits a front door, kitchen wall, or garden gate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is a hex?\u003c\/strong\u003e A hex is a spell or curse. The word came into American English through the Pennsylvania Dutch, from the German word Hexe, meaning witch, which is why a hex is the witch’s signature move on this sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere does a witch sign look best?\u003c\/strong\u003e Inside, it’s a natural fit for a kitchen witch corner, apothecary shelf, or bedroom door. Outside, hang it by the front door, on an herb garden fence, or on a she shed, where the rust proof aluminum handles rain and sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Full sign text: “Warning: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained Witch. Not Responsible for Hex-Related Incidents.”\u003cbr\u003e• Bold red WARNING header above clear, easy to read lettering\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, so the design won’t peel or bubble like a decal\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating keeps the colors from fading in a sunny window or garden\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof for porches, gates, and sheds as well as indoor walls\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for a crisp modern sign, or Distressed, Wood Look for an old cottage apothecary feel\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWitchy home decor in kitchens, reading nooks, and she sheds, herb and moon gardens, front doors at Halloween, and haunted house displays. It makes a funny witchy gift for a friend who reads tarot, brews her own tea blends, or simply owns more black cats than chairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-witch-is-in-front-door-wreath-sign\"\u003eThe Witch Is In Front Door Wreath Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/gothic-witch-full-moon-art\"\u003eWitch Under a Glowing Moon Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/gothic-witch-mousepad-dark-academia-full-moon-art\"\u003eGothic Witch Mouse Pad \u0026amp; Desk Mat\u003c\/a\u003e, and browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-witching-hour-art-prints\"\u003eThe Witching Hour Art Prints\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928498803,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928531571,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928564339,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928597107,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928629875,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928662643,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928695411,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928728179,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928760947,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928793715,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928826483,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928859251,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928892019,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928924787,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886928957555,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886928990323,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886929023091,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886929055859,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886929088627,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886929121395,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886929154163,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886929186931,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886929219699,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886929252467,"sku":"8-HIG378","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/c1b8fe2b-449d-4a2b-abf3-98616e3b452f-copy.jpg?v=1792537026","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-witch-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}