{"product_id":"highly-trained-ogre-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained Ogre Warning Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Biggest Bouncer on the Block\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Highly Trained Ogre warning sign announces that the property is protected by a highly trained ogre, with a red WARNING header and a warning for trespassers below. It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum for a game room door, gate, or garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is an ogre?\u003c\/strong\u003e An ogre is a huge, brutish giant from European folklore, famous for a big appetite and a short temper. The word first appeared in print in Charles Perrault’s French fairy tales in 1697, where ogres guarded castles and treasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size works best on a door?\u003c\/strong\u003e The 9×12 inch fits most interior doors, and the 12×12 inch square suits a wider game room or shed door. For a gate or fence that people see from the street, go with 12×18 or 16×24 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Warning sign that reads “This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained Ogre,” with a trespasser warning\u003cbr\u003e• Red WARNING header with bold black lettering\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, so the design won’t peel\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating for outdoor spots\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof for gates, sheds, and garages\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for crisp lettering, or Distressed, Wood Look for a rough, swamp cabin feel\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFantasy decor for game rooms and man caves, garage and shed doors, front gates, teen bedroom doors, and Halloween displays. It’s a funny gift for fantasy gamers, big brothers, and the friend who guards the grill like it’s treasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/property-protected-by-trained-dragon-sign-420138240\"\u003eProperty Protected by Trained Dragon Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-goblin-property-sign-420702374\"\u003eHighly Trained Goblin Property Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dragon-search-permit-wallet-card-419937165\"\u003eDragon Search Permit Wallet Card\u003c\/a\u003e, and find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/man-cave-she-shed-garage-custom-decor\"\u003eMan Cave \u0026amp; She Shed Metal Signs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901366899,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901399667,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901432435,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901465203,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901497971,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901530739,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901563507,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901596275,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901629043,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901661811,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901694579,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901727347,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901760115,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901792883,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901825651,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901858419,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901891187,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901923955,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886901956723,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886901989491,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886902022259,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886902055027,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886902087795,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886902120563,"sku":"8-HIG384","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/31c5ee8f-150f-4d49-a9a7-faf3ee07fe55-copy.jpg?v=1792537026","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-ogre-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}