{"product_id":"highly-trained-house-goblin-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained House Goblin Warning Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFinally, Someone to Blame for the Keys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Highly Trained House Goblin sign shows a little goblin clutching a set of keys under a red WARNING header, with the honest disclaimer “Not Responsible for Missing Keys.” It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum for an entryway, mudroom, or kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is a house goblin?\u003c\/strong\u003e Many cultures tell of small household spirits that share your home and hide things when they feel ignored, from the Scottish brownie to the German kobold and the Slavic domovoi. A house goblin is the culprit when keys vanish from the hook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hang keys on this sign?\u003c\/strong\u003e No, it’s a sign, not a key rack, and it has no hooks. It looks great hung right above your key hooks or key bowl so the goblin can supervise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Full sign text: “Warning: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained House Goblin. Not Responsible for Missing Keys.”\u003cbr\u003e• Goblin holding keys under a red WARNING header\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, never a decal\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating for sunny entryways\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof, so it also works on a porch or garage door\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for a bright modern entry, or Distressed, Wood Look for a farmhouse or cottage hallway\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEntryways and mudrooms, kitchen key corners, garage doors, home offices, and dorm rooms. It’s a funny housewarming gift and a perfect fit for anyone who loses their keys, glasses, or phone at least once a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-goblin-property-sign-420702374\"\u003eHighly Trained Goblin Property Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-bog-sprite-sign-426730634\"\u003eHighly Trained Bog Sprite Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-academia-banned-books\"\u003eStack of Books with a Glowing Key Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e, and find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/home-welcome-handcrafted-entryway-signs-decor\"\u003eHome \u0026amp; Welcome Signs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991183987,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991216755,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991249523,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991282291,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991315059,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991347827,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991380595,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991413363,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991446131,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991478899,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991511667,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991544435,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991577203,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991609971,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991642739,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991675507,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991708275,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991741043,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991773811,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991806579,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991839347,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991872115,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886991904883,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886991937651,"sku":"8-HIG390","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/441add5f-ba03-4cf7-ae7b-d5491f9a0fa3-copy.jpg?v=1792537027","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-house-goblin-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}