{"product_id":"highly-trained-house-fly-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained House Fly Warning Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere is a house fly warning sign that finally gives the pest at the screen door a job: the property is protected by a highly trained housefly. It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum, won’t peel like a decal, and comes clean or with a distressed wood look for a barn, porch or farmhouse kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size works on a barn or by a screen door?\u003c\/strong\u003e The 12x18 and 16x24 inch rectangles read clearly across a barn aisle or farmyard. The 9x12 or 8x8 fits the narrow wall beside a kitchen screen door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Full sign text: “Warning. This property is protected by a highly trained housefly. Not responsible for injury or possible death.”\u003cbr\u003e• Warning sign layout, shown hanging on a wooden wall in the product photos\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, so the image won’t peel or bubble like a decal\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating helps the print hold its color in full sun\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof for barns, porches, kitchens and stables, indoors and out\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9x12, 12x18 and 16x24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6x6, 8x8 and 12x12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for a bright farmhouse kitchen, or Distressed, Wood Look for a barn wall, tack room or weathered screen porch\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFarmers, horse owners and anyone who has fought the flies in a barn all August, plus farmhouse kitchen decorators who like a sign with a punchline. It makes a funny housewarming gift for a new place in the country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-fruit-fly-bug-warning-sign-metal-yard-decor-380070381\"\u003eFruit Fly Yard Warning Metal Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-pygmy-goat-sign-412871588\"\u003eHighly Trained Pygmy Goat Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-ducks-yard-sign-412871601\"\u003eHighly Trained Ducks Yard Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, and find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/animal-metal-signs\"\u003eAnimal Metal Signs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413296243,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413329011,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413361779,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413394547,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413427315,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413460083,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413492851,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413525619,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413558387,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413591155,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413623923,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413656691,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413689459,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413722227,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413754995,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413787763,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413820531,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413853299,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413886067,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413918835,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953413951603,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953413984371,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66953414017139,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66953414049907,"sku":"8-HIG425","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/6c4a04e4-e389-4597-aec7-a0afd9977618-copy.jpg?v=1792797425","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-house-fly-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}