{"product_id":"highly-trained-gargoyle-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained Gargoyle Warning Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Stone Sentinel That Never Blinks\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Highly Trained Gargoyle warning sign shows a winged gargoyle perched on a stone block beneath a red WARNING oval, ending with the blunt advice “Turn Back Now. Last Warning.” It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum for a garden gate, shed, or front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is a gargoyle?\u003c\/strong\u003e A gargoyle is a carved stone creature on a building, usually a medieval church, that doubles as a waterspout. Rain runs through its mouth and away from the walls. The word comes from the French gargouille, meaning throat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do gargoyles represent?\u003c\/strong\u003e Builders also saw them as guardians that frightened off evil spirits, which is exactly the job this one has on your property, minus the stone and the rainwater.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Full sign text: “Warning: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained Gargoyle. Turn Back Now. Last Warning.”\u003cbr\u003e• Winged gargoyle silhouette perched on a stone block\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, never a peeling decal\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating keeps the red and black from fading in a sunny garden\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof for fences, garden walls, and sheds as well as indoors\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build, far easier to hang than a stone statue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for crisp contrast, or Distressed, Wood Look for a weathered, centuries old cathedral feel\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGothic garden decor, garden gates and potting sheds, front doors, gothic libraries and home offices, and Halloween yard displays. It’s a fun gift for architecture lovers and anyone with a gargoyle statue already guarding the flower bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/raven-warning-yard-sign\"\u003eRaven Warning Metal Yard Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/metal-basilisk-warning-sign-lizard-sign-available-in-multiple-sizes-indoor-and-outdoor-use\"\u003eHighly Trained Basilisk Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dark-academia-raven-skull\"\u003eRaven Perched on a Skull Art Print\u003c\/a\u003e, and find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/outdoor-patio-handcrafted-garden-decor\"\u003eOutdoor \u0026amp; Patio Signs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967066739,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967099507,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967132275,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967165043,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967197811,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967230579,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967263347,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967296115,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967328883,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967361651,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967394419,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967427187,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967459955,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967492723,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967525491,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967558259,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967591027,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967623795,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967656563,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967689331,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967722099,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967754867,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66886967787635,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66886967820403,"sku":"8-HIG382","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/fde7efea-5005-48ac-ae54-79f88183ec0f-copy.jpg?v=1792537026","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-gargoyle-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}