{"product_id":"highly-trained-cyclops-warning-sign","title":"Highly Trained Cyclops Warning Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOne Eye and Zero Patience for Trespassers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Highly Trained Cyclops warning sign shows a cyclops silhouette under a red WARNING header, with the tidy disclaimer “Not Responsible for Trespasser Misfortune.” It’s printed directly on rust proof aluminum for a gamer room, classroom, or cave like basement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is a cyclops?\u003c\/strong\u003e A cyclops is a one eyed giant from Greek mythology. The most famous is Polyphemus, who traps Odysseus and his crew in his cave in Homer’s Odyssey until Odysseus blinds him and escapes clinging to the bellies of his sheep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good fit for a classroom?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It suits the door of an English or history classroom covering the Odyssey or Greek myths, and the 12×18 inch size reads easily from the back of the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Full sign text: “Warning: This Property Is Protected by a Highly Trained Cyclops. Not Responsible for Trespasser Misfortune.”\u003cbr\u003e• Red WARNING header over a cyclops silhouette\u003cbr\u003e• Printed directly on heavy gauge aluminum, never a decal\u003cbr\u003e• UV protective coating keeps the colors bright\u003cbr\u003e• Rust proof for indoor or outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Slightly rounded corners and a lightweight build\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Rectangle sizes: 9×12, 12×18, and 16×24 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Square sizes: 6×6, 8×8, and 12×12 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Finishes: Clean, New Look for a bold modern look, or Distressed, Wood Look for a sign that seems salvaged from an ancient cave\u003cbr\u003e• Mounting: with or without pre-drilled holes, on every size\u003cbr\u003e• Starting at $14.95\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign ships flat in a rigid fiberboard mailer or a heavy duty box to prevent bending. Orders are printed in Henniker, NH and leave the studio within 1 to 2 business days. Standard shipping by USPS Ground is free on US orders of $50 or more and $5.95 on smaller orders. Need it sooner? Choose USPS Priority Mail or Priority Mail Express at checkout. Every order includes tracking, and local customers can pick up at our Henniker studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGamer room decor, basement game rooms, classrooms studying the Odyssey, libraries, and Halloween displays. It’s a funny gift for mythology fans, English teachers, and gamers who never let anyone near their setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is made to order and handled with special care from printing to packing. Want different wording or a custom size? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll do our best to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/property-protected-by-trained-dragon-sign-420138240\"\u003eProperty Protected by Trained Dragon Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/metal-basilisk-warning-sign-lizard-sign-available-in-multiple-sizes-indoor-and-outdoor-use\"\u003eHighly Trained Basilisk Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/highly-trained-goblin-property-sign-420702374\"\u003eHighly Trained Goblin Property Sign\u003c\/a\u003e, and find more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/whimsical-magical-enchanted-decor\"\u003eWhimsical \u0026amp; Magical Decor\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337607283,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337640051,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337672819,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337705587,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337738355,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337771123,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337803891,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337836659,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337869427,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337902195,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887337934963,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887337967731,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338000499,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338033267,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338066035,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x12 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338098803,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338131571,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338164339,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338197107,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x8 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338229875,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338262643,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Clean, New Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338295411,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ With Holes","offer_id":66887338328179,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6x6 in \/ Distressed, Wood Look \/ No Holes","offer_id":66887338360947,"sku":"8-HIG386","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/c45f8b42-ac8d-4fb2-bf0a-23bb68f7e0c7-copy.jpg?v=1792537027","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/highly-trained-cyclops-warning-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}