{"product_id":"funny-ghost-on-a-toilet-blank-note-card","title":"Funny Ghost on a Toilet Blank Note Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA ghost sits on the toilet reading the morning paper in an old tiled bathroom, taking its time. This 5 × 7 blank note card is the driest joke in the range, and it lands hardest with the friend who has a very specific sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on Red River Linen cardstock with archival inks, the charcoal and cream tones keep the scene atmospheric instead of cartoonish. The front carries no text, so it works as a birthday card for a coworker or as Halloween mail. Blank inside, envelope included, fits a standard 5 × 7 frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inch folded note card, portrait orientation\u003cbr\u003e• Front features a ghost on a toilet reading a newspaper in a vintage bathroom\u003cbr\u003e• Antique mirror, aged walls, old window, trailing vines and soft low light\u003cbr\u003e• Moody black, charcoal, cream and soft gray tones\u003cbr\u003e• No text on the front, so the card suits any occasion\u003cbr\u003e• Inside is completely blank for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Artwork hand-finished by Linda Nee for a painterly fine art look, AI assisted and edited by hand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed with archival quality inks\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside with no printed greeting\u003cbr\u003e• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Includes a matching white A7 envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve\u003cbr\u003e• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA\u003cbr\u003e• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Friends with a very dry sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Office birthdays and coworker cards\u003cbr\u003e• Ghost lovers who want funny over frightening\u003cbr\u003e• Bathroom humor fans and gag gift givers\u003cbr\u003e• Spooky season birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Framing afterward as small bathroom wall art\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “Happy birthday. Take all the time you need in there.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Happy Halloween. Some routines outlast everything.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Thinking of you. Hope you get five minutes to yourself.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Congratulations. You have earned a long sit down.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is also available as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/ghost-on-toilet-wall-art\"\u003ewall art print\u003c\/a\u003e if you would rather frame it than mail it, and there is a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-ghost-warning-sign-perfect-for-halloween-decor-380070378\"\u003eFunny Ghost Warning metal sign\u003c\/a\u003e in a similar spirit. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/blank-linen-art-cards\"\u003elinen note cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003egreeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fine-art-prints-metal-paper\"\u003efine art prints\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/space-hobby-metal-signs\"\u003emetal signs\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/autumn-halloween-decor\"\u003eHarvest \u0026amp; Haunt\u003c\/a\u003e seasonal range.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45501999710323,"sku":"6-HAL002-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45501999743091,"sku":"6-HAL002-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45501999775859,"sku":"6-HAL002-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/025b4b61-2c50-4e0d-a1ef-520251772357-copy.jpg?v=1789830426","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/funny-ghost-on-a-toilet-blank-note-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}