{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-for-her-stay-safe-eat-cake-best-friend","title":"Kidnap Joke Funny Birthday Card for Her","description":"\u003cp\u003e“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.” This funny birthday card for her turns that logic into a sarcastic birthday card, pairing the dry punchline with a cheerful watercolor-style sprinkle cake printed on textured Red River Linen card stock so the joke lands with the same quality as the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean typewriter typography and a colorful cake illustration make this the easy pick for a best friend, sister, coworker, or spouse who’d rather laugh than read something sentimental. It arrives blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message or one more sarcastic line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card for her\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on premium Red River Linen card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Lightly textured, boutique-stationery finish\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Sisters, coworkers, and spouses who love sarcastic humor\u003cbr\u003e• Milestone birthdays and cake-loving gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle of wine, dessert, or gift card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic birthday humor? Browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more best-friend-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this funny birthday card for her blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own note or keep the joke going.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this birthday card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere can I buy funny birthday cards like this one?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRight here. Every card ships directly from the Designs by Linda Nee studio in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361685495923,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361685528691,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361685561459,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/c72b230ffbc110a42873a4151adc0a18b12fb0a0.jpg?v=1786728088","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/funny-birthday-card-for-her-stay-safe-eat-cake-best-friend","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}