{"product_id":"folded-piece-of-paper-sarcastic-christmas-card","title":"Folded Piece of Paper Sarcastic Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic Christmas card is honest about what a Christmas card really is: “Sending all the love a folded piece of paper can bring. Merry Christmas.” A tiny tree with red and gold ornaments keeps it festive enough for the mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDry, clean humor with no swearing, so it’s safe for coworkers, siblings and friends who hate sappy cards. A folded 5 × 7 card on textured Red River Linen cardstock, blank inside with a matching envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Front reads “Sending all the love a folded piece of paper can bring. Merry Christmas.”\u003cbr\u003e• Small Christmas tree with red and gold ornaments and a gold star\u003cbr\u003e• Typewriter lettering with red script on white\u003cbr\u003e• Original artwork by Linda Nee, AI assisted and finished by hand for a painterly look\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order in Henniker, New Hampshire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Friends and siblings with dry humor\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers and office card exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• People who hate overly sentimental cards\u003cbr\u003e• Secret Santa gift tags\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who mails cards purely out of obligation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few lines that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “Fully folded. Fully meant.”\u003cbr\u003e• “This paper is doing its best.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Proof I remembered you. Merry Christmas.”\u003cbr\u003e• “More love than it looks like, I promise.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/melting-snowman-funny-christmas-card-for-husband\"\u003eMelting Snowman Funny Christmas Card for Husband\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/three-wise-men-be-serious-retro-christmas-card\"\u003eThree Wise Men Be Serious Retro Christmas Card\u003c\/a\u003e, and browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003efunny greeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e for the rest of the list. Sending to a long list? The 10 pack brings each card down to about $4.25, or mix any 12 designs in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/build-your-own-note-card-box\"\u003eBuild Your Own Card Box\u003c\/a\u003e for $50, shipped free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":67129961185395,"sku":"6-GRE016-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":67129961218163,"sku":"6-GRE016-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":67129961250931,"sku":"6-GRE016-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/38eabf6c-787e-47cc-b768-18cc14256fac-copy.jpg?v=1794269646","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/folded-piece-of-paper-sarcastic-christmas-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}