{"product_id":"empty-candy-bowl-funny-halloween-card","title":"Empty Candy Bowl Funny Halloween Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e“This Halloween, I think I’ll just set out a big empty bowl that says ‘Take One,’ so all the kids will think some jerk took it all.” This funny Halloween card pairs a vintage-style black and orange jack-o’-lantern candy bowl illustration with a sarcastic trick-or-treat joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the easy pick for Halloween-loving friends, coworkers, neighbors, introverts, and candy hoarders who appreciate a little wicked seasonal humor. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own spooky, sweet, or delightfully inappropriate message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny Halloween card\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage-inspired black and orange design\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on quality card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Halloween party hosts and neighbors\u003cbr\u003e• Friends, coworkers, and candy hoarders\u003cbr\u003e• Trick-or-treat season and October birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a Halloween gift basket or bottle of wine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic seasonal humor? Browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more wickedly funny picks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this Halloween card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this card appropriate for coworkers or is it too edgy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe humor is sarcastic but not explicit, so it works well for most coworkers and friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361684512883,"sku":"6-GRE011-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361684545651,"sku":"6-GRE011-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361684578419,"sku":"6-GRE011-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/996e151b-85e5-43ee-a401-09ef145754a5-copy.jpg?v=1786728086","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/empty-candy-bowl-funny-halloween-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}