{"product_id":"dont-ruffle-my-feathers-farmhouse-sign","title":"Don't Ruffle My Feathers Farmhouse Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny chicken coop sign features a gloriously angry rooster and the darkly funny warning, “Don’t Ruffle My Feathers. I Will Bury You Under the Chicken Coop and Help People Look for You.” It’s bold farmhouse decor for chicken keepers with a wicked sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium aluminum with a UV-protective coating, this weatherproof sign holds its rich distressed detail for years indoors or out. It’s a favorite gift for homesteaders, farmers, and anyone whose humor runs a little darker than their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, distressed farmhouse illustration featuring an angry rooster and rich rustic colors, finished with weathered typography for authentic vintage character.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRustproof aluminum with a UV-protective clear coating that resists fading, chipping, and cracking indoors or out. Corners are slightly rounded for a clean, finished edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizes \u0026amp; Display\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in 9\" × 12\", 12\" × 18\", and 16\" × 24\", in vertical orientation. Choose your sign with pre-drilled mounting holes or with no holes, depending on how you plan to display it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChicken coops, barns, farmhouse kitchens, mudrooms, and backyard homesteads — a favorite birthday, retirement, or housewarming gift for chicken keepers and homesteaders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery Designs by Linda Nee sign is made to order, and each one is treated with the same care and attention from design to shipping. Looking for something custom? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e and we’ll be happy to help create something special just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/funny-chicken-warning-sign\"\u003eFunny Chicken Warning Sign\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/funny-chicken-face-cluck-off-license-plate-sign\"\u003eFunny Chicken Face Cluck Off License Plate Sign\u003c\/a\u003e for more coop humor, or browse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/collections\/farm-ranch-signs-decor\"\u003eFarm \u0026amp; Ranch Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"9x12\" \/ With Holes","offer_id":45395819528307,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9x12\" \/ No Holes","offer_id":45395819561075,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18\" \/ With Holes","offer_id":45395819593843,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18\" \/ No Holes","offer_id":45395819626611,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24\" \/ With Holes","offer_id":45395819659379,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x24\" \/ No Holes","offer_id":45395819692147,"sku":"6-BRD019","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/b716f13a-ec09-4bb4-b7bb-e50452932c65-copy.jpg?v=1787184410","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/dont-ruffle-my-feathers-farmhouse-sign","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}