{"product_id":"bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card","title":"Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne day you are young and cool. The next you are outside at 6am in a fleece vest, genuinely excited about a Black-capped Chickadee at the feeder. Nobody sees it coming. This 5 × 7 blank greeting card is for everyone who made that journey and for the people who watched it happen in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bird on the front is a real Black-capped Chickadee, photographed at a backyard feeder by Linda Nee rather than illustrated. Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with archival inks, the card carries the joke on the front and leaves the inside blank for whatever you want to say. Envelope included, fits a standard 5 × 7 frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card, A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Front features an original wildlife photograph of a Black-capped Chickadee\u003cbr\u003e• Printed text on the front, so the joke lands before the card is opened\u003cbr\u003e• Original photography by Linda Nee, not an illustration\u003cbr\u003e• Inside is completely blank for your own message\u003cbr\u003e• Works as a birthday, friendship or just because card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed with archival quality inks\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside with no printed greeting\u003cbr\u003e• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Includes a matching white A7 envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve\u003cbr\u003e• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA\u003cbr\u003e• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Birders who know exactly how this happened\u003cbr\u003e• Backyard feeder watchers and new converts\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday cards for him or her\u003cbr\u003e• Grown up hobby birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• People with a dry, self deprecating sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Framing afterward as small conversation starting art\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• “Happy birthday. The binoculars were the beginning of the end.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Congratulations on your new personality.”\u003cbr\u003e• “Thinking of you and your suspiciously detailed feeder log.”\u003cbr\u003e• “No regrets. None at all. Happy birthday.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bird-nerd-sign-bird-photography-bird-lover-gift-bird-watcher-decor\"\u003eBird Nerd Sign\u003c\/a\u003e that makes this a proper birder gift set. Browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bird-signs-and-decor\"\u003eBird Art and Decor\u003c\/a\u003e collection or more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003egreeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45502000103539,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45502000136307,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45502000169075,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/9dd78f51dae37f2fc96796bc966c46f263516e4d.jpg?v=1789770733","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/products\/bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}