{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny greeting cards for people who would rather laugh than get misty about another year, another anniversary or another move. Every card has the joke printed right on the front, from a whiskey-aged birthday burn to a skunk who is so stinking proud of the graduate. Each one is a 5 × 7 inch folded card on linen cardstock with a coordinating envelope, sold singly or in packs of 5 and 10.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humor runs dry and a little sarcastic, which makes these a safe bet for husbands, brothers, sisters, best friends and the coworker who would see straight through anything sappy. A handful use adult language, so read the front before sending one to your grandmother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe card that gets a laugh before the gift is opened\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFunny birthday cards for him and for her\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMilestone birthdays get the most attention here. There are aging jokes about bourbon, car radios and missing photo evidence, cards written for husbands and brothers, and retro pin-up humor for sisters and best friends. There's even a 40th birthday card with some very dark humor about life's departures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAnniversary and wedding humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor couples who show love through teasing, there are cards celebrating the fact that you're still married, and a wedding card congratulating the newlyweds on the best decision they ever made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGraduation, new job and congratulations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe skunk graduation card, a \"totally earned it\" card for promotions and new jobs, and an early bird card for the overachiever cover most of the proud-of-you moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNew homes, new babies and everyday laughs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHousewarming cards joke about neighbors and about overstaying your welcome. The baby shower card is honest about who the present is really for. Coworker, just-because and thinking-of-you cards round out the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBird and farm humor for backyard regulars\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBird nerds, bird feeder devotees and one very chatty talking bird star in cards that pair nicely with the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bird-signs-and-decor\"\u003ebird art and decor\u003c\/a\u003e collection. There's also a sassy rooster for chicken keepers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhen you'd rather write the joke yourself\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want art on the front and your own words inside, browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/blank-linen-art-cards\"\u003elinen note cards\u003c\/a\u003e, or see \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards-note-cards\"\u003eevery greeting card and note card\u003c\/a\u003e in one place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize, paper and packaging\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 × 7 inch folded card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in color on linen cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoordinating envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable as 1 card, 5 cards or 10 cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked flat to protect the corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade With Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery card is made to order and packed with care before it ships. Want a custom message or a larger quantity for a party or office? \u003ca href=\"mailto:customerservice@designsbylindanee.com\"\u003eEmail us\u003c\/a\u003e. To finish the gift, pair a card with something from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/art-gifts-lifestyle-accessories\"\u003egifts and accessories\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bible-verse-youth-confirmation-card","title":"Bible Verse Youth Confirmation Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, conduct, love, faith and purity.\" — 1 Timothy 4:12. 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Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/so-stinking-proud-skunk-graduation-card\"\u003eSo Stinking Proud Skunk Graduation Card\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003emore faith-inspired and milestone cards\u003c\/a\u003e from Designs by Linda Nee for every meaningful chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this confirmation card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it's blank inside so you can add your own personal message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is the card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5 × 7 inches, with a coordinating envelope included.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this card good for a graduation, not just a confirmation?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — the 1 Timothy 4:12 message works well for confirmations, graduations, and other faith milestones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361682415731,"sku":"6-GRE012-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361682448499,"sku":"6-GRE012-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361682481267,"sku":"6-GRE012-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/74cdbc28-cac5-42d4-afb3-97b5c2f0f67d-copy.jpg?v=1787133727"},{"product_id":"selfish-birthday-card-for-best-friend","title":"Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Oh look, another day all about you.\" This sarcastic birthday card calls out the wonderfully self-centered friend who turns every occasion into their own personal holiday, with a crossed-out \"selfish asshole\" punchline landing right before a more socially acceptable \"Happy Birthday.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the easy pick for a best friend, sibling, spouse, or coworker who appreciates blunt humor over sentimental cards — a 5 × 7-inch folded card on quality linen cardstock, blank inside, with a coordinating envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Funny adult birthday greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Black typography design with sarcastic wording\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Measures approximately 5\" × 7\"\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Front design printed in permanent, high-quality color\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and packaged to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Brother or sister birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Coworker birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Milestone birthdays and just-because teasing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed more blunt birthday humor? 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Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One 5 × 7-inch funny housewarming card\u003cbr\u003e• Clean black-and-white typography design\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed to order in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• Card artwork created by Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• New homeowners and first-time home buyers\u003cbr\u003e• Friends moving house and new apartment celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Coworker moving gifts and realtor client gifts\u003cbr\u003e• New neighbor congratulations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso have a guest who won't take the hint? 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Printed on quality linen cardstock and blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny coworker gift\u003cbr\u003e• Clean black-and-white distressed typography design\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed to order in the USA\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Work besties and favorite coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Going-away and new-job celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Retirement cards and work anniversaries\u003cbr\u003e• Secret Santa and office gift exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed another pick for the office? 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Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage-inspired car stereo illustration\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gen X and older millennial birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Friends, siblings, and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Moms, dads, and grandparents\u003cbr\u003e• Retro and nostalgia-loving gift recipients\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCelebrating more Gen X birthdays? 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Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card\u003cbr\u003e• Detailed whiskey glass illustration, printed in color\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Whiskey and bourbon lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Husbands, dads, grandpas, and brothers\u003cbr\u003e• Milestone birthdays and retirement celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eShopping for another distinguished birthday? 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It's a 5 × 7-inch folded card on quality linen cardstock, blank inside, with a coordinating envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch just because card\u003cbr\u003e• Crisp black typography on a clean white background\u003cbr\u003e• Contains explicit adult language\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friends with no filter\u003cbr\u003e• Sarcastic coworkers and foul-mouthed family\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays, congratulations, and celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Just-because surprises for people who swear intelligently\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed more unapologetic humor? 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Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message or a carefully edited version of what really happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch vintage birthday card\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage instant camera illustration\u003cbr\u003e• Black, cream, and retro rainbow coloring\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gen X and older millennial birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Best friends and childhood friends\u003cbr\u003e• Siblings, spouses, and coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Nostalgia lovers and retro camera fans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed more nostalgic aging humor? 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Printed on quality linen cardstock, it's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch floral appreciation card\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with high-quality inks on a clean white background\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage wheelbarrow floral artwork with delicate typography\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Mothers, grandmothers, sisters, and daughters\u003cbr\u003e• Gardeners and flower lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays, Mother's Day, and thank-yous\u003cbr\u003e• Just-because appreciation for someone who makes life better\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more heartfelt floral designs? 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The next you're genuinely thrilled about a new bird feeder. This funny bird birthday card is illustrated with a chickadee, blue jay, cardinal, goldfinch, and nuthatch gathered around a rustic wooden feeder — proof that \"bird feeder era\" is a real and hilarious milestone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the easy pick for birders, backyard birdwatchers, retirees, parents, and grandparents who've fully embraced their bird-nerd era. 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Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-squirrel-and-bird-feeder-note-card\"\u003eFunny Squirrel and Bird Feeder Note Card\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card\"\u003eBird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003ethe full collection of funny birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e from Designs by Linda Nee for more backyard-birder-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this bird birthday card blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own note.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this birthday card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order more than one card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, this design is available as a single card or in packs of 5 or 10, printed and shipped from our USA studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361685397619,"sku":"6-BDA001-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361685430387,"sku":"6-BDA001-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361685463155,"sku":"6-BDA001-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/6d6d2d9e56f30326cec4f4bd23bbd20e2e12f704.jpg?v=1787133726"},{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-for-her-stay-safe-eat-cake-best-friend","title":"Kidnap Joke Funny Birthday Card for Her","description":"\u003cp\u003e“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.” This funny birthday card for her pairs that dry punchline with a cheerful watercolor-style sprinkle cake, so the joke lands with the same quality as the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean typewriter typography and a colorful cake illustration make this the easy pick for a best friend, sister, coworker, or spouse who'd rather laugh than read something sentimental. It's blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card for her\u003cbr\u003e• Lightly textured, boutique-stationery finish\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded\u003cbr\u003e• Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards\u003cbr\u003e• Standard portrait orientation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a matching envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Best friend birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• Sisters, coworkers, and spouses who love sarcastic humor\u003cbr\u003e• Milestone birthdays and cake-loving gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Pairing with a bottle of wine, dessert, or gift card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more sarcastic birthday humor? Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/selfish-birthday-card-for-best-friend\"\u003eSelfish Birthday Card for Best Friend\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/turn-down-the-radio-funny-birthday-card\"\u003eTurn Down the Radio Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003ethe full collection of funny birthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e from Designs by Linda Nee for more best-friend-approved punchlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this funny birthday card for her blank inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the inside is blank so you can add your own note or keep the joke going.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this birthday card?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere can I buy funny birthday cards like this one?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRight here. Every card ships directly from the Designs by Linda Nee studio in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45361685495923,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45361685528691,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45361685561459,"sku":"6-BDA003-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/c72b230ffbc110a42873a4151adc0a18b12fb0a0.jpg?v=1787133727"},{"product_id":"true-crime-raven-and-coffee-note-card","title":"True Crime Raven and Coffee Note Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis gothic true crime birthday card features a black raven perched beside vintage crime books, a skull coffee mug, and a magnifying glass, framed by an ornate Victorian border. The front reads: \"Happy Birthday to My Favorite True Crime Friend. May Your Day Be Filled With Dark Coffee, Good Books, and a Really Excellent Murder Mystery.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue crime fans and mystery readers love this card because it nails a specific kind of friend — the one who pauses the documentary to explain their theory. Printed on premium Red River Linen cardstock, this 5 × 7-inch folded card is blank inside with a coordinating envelope for a message that's sweet, sarcastic, or suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Includes a coordinating white envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Detailed gothic true crime artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches folded, blank interior\u003cbr\u003e• Sold as 1, 5, or 10-card sets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Packaged carefully for safe delivery\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• True crime lovers and murder mystery readers\u003cbr\u003e• Gothic and dark academia fans\u003cbr\u003e• Raven and crow enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Coffee lovers and mystery book club friends\u003cbr\u003e• Sisters, coworkers, and crime-show partners\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair this card with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/raven-and-skull-on-books-art-card-425044635\"\u003eRaven and Skull on Books Note Card\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/two-gothic-ravens-witchy-art-card-425044634\"\u003eTwo Gothic Ravens Witchy Note Card\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/harvest-haunt\"\u003eHarvest \u0026amp; Haunt Collection\u003c\/a\u003e for a fully themed gothic gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45400410685555,"sku":"6-BRD007-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45400410718323,"sku":"6-BRD007-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45400410751091,"sku":"6-BRD007-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/595d855108d1444bc22e79ba4a85bace6f71f396.jpg?v=1787921286"},{"product_id":"funny-squirrel-and-bird-feeder-note-card","title":"Funny Squirrel and Bird Feeder Note Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny squirrel note card features a smug squirrel leaning beside an empty bird feeder, calling out the shortage with bold vintage-inspired typography. It's a 5 × 7-inch folded card printed on premium Red River Linen cardstock with a blank interior for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBird lovers and backyard birders buy this card because it captures a moment every feeder owner recognizes — the \"all-you-can-eat squirrel buffet.\" It works as a birthday card, thank-you note, or just-because greeting, and comes with a coordinating envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches, folded greeting card\u003cbr\u003e• Includes a coordinating white envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Detailed squirrel and bird feeder artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches folded, blank interior\u003cbr\u003e• Sold as 1, 5, or 10-card sets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Birdwatchers and backyard birders\u003cbr\u003e• Squirrel lovers and gardeners\u003cbr\u003e• Wildlife enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday and thank-you cards\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone repeatedly robbed by squirrels\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair this card with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-squirrel-bird-feeder-wall-art-sign\"\u003eFunny Squirrel Bird Feeder Wall Art Sign\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-cardinal-decor-squirrel-metal-sign\"\u003eFunny Cardinal Decor Squirrel Metal Sign\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching backyard gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45400410816627,"sku":"6-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45400410849395,"sku":"6-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45400410882163,"sku":"6-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/258b9c9fdaddfe63bf8b1d1e7d17316655133368.jpg?v=1787921286"},{"product_id":"funny-rooster-chicken-birthday-note-card","title":"Funny Rooster Chicken Birthday Note Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny chicken birthday note card pairs a bold, vintage-style rooster with a dark-humor farmhouse quote for a birthday card nobody expects. It's printed on premium linen card stock with a blank interior, so you can add your own message inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChicken keepers, homesteaders, and rooster lovers buy this card because the rustic coop artwork and off-beat humor make it worth keeping — many recipients frame it after reading. Each 5 × 7 card ships with a coordinating envelope, ready to send.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 5 × 7 inches, folded note card\u003cbr\u003e• Includes a coordinating envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Rich, professionally printed color\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly by screen settings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inches folded, blank interior\u003cbr\u003e• Sold as 1, 5, or 10-card sets — stock up for the whole coop crew\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003cbr\u003e• Ships with a coordinating envelope, ready to send or gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Chicken keepers and backyard flock owners\u003cbr\u003e• Rooster lovers and farm wives\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday gifts for homesteaders\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers who ruffle feathers\u003cbr\u003e• Farmhouse and rustic gift baskets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair this card with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-rooster-coop-sign\"\u003eFunny Rooster Coop Sign\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-farmhouse-chicken-coop-decor-sign\"\u003eFunny Farmhouse Chicken Coop Decor Sign\u003c\/a\u003e for a themed gift the recipient can frame and keep long after the birthday message is read. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/farm-ranch\"\u003eFarm \u0026amp; Ranch Collection\u003c\/a\u003e favorites for the chicken lover in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45400418353267,"sku":"6-BRD019-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45400418386035,"sku":"6-BRD019-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45400418418803,"sku":"6-BRD019-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/42a32e77968b47ce4bdaced412711c5b5deb1f3b.jpg?v=1787921287"},{"product_id":"early-bird-gets-the-worm-greeting-card","title":"Early Bird Gets the Worm Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Florida shorebird, mid worm, doing exactly what the proverb says and making it look considerably less dignified than the proverb implies. Nothing staged. This 5 × 7 blank greeting card carries the quote on the front in vintage type, so the joke lands before anyone opens it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe photograph is Linda Nee's own, taken on the Florida coast with patience and good timing rather than setup. It's an easy pick as a funny congratulations or new-job card for birders and early risers alike, blank inside on Red River Linen cardstock with a coordinating envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card, A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Front features an original Florida shorebird photograph with the early bird quote\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage style typography paired with real wildlife photography\u003cbr\u003e• Original photography by Linda Nee, not an illustration\u003cbr\u003e• Dry humor that works without being crude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed with archival quality inks\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside with no printed greeting\u003cbr\u003e• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Includes a matching white A7 envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve\u003cbr\u003e• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA\u003cbr\u003e• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• New job and promotion congratulations\u003cbr\u003e• Graduations and first day of anything\u003cbr\u003e• Bird lovers and birdwatchers\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers and dry humored friends\u003cbr\u003e• Early risers and the people who resent them\u003cbr\u003e• Framing afterward as small conversation starting art\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• \"Congratulations. You got there first, as usual.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"Good luck on day one. Go get it.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"Happy birthday to someone who is always up before me.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"Thinking of you. Worth the early start.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/early-bird-gets-worm-coastal-metal-sign\"\u003eEarly Bird Gets Worm Coastal Metal Sign\u003c\/a\u003e for anyone who wants the joke on a wall, or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card\"\u003eBird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching set. Browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bird-signs-and-decor\"\u003eBird Art and Decor\u003c\/a\u003e collection or more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003egreeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45501997973619,"sku":"6-SPR022-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45501998006387,"sku":"6-SPR022-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45501998039155,"sku":"6-SPR022-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/bb098b15ad7f94b53b4efc32c08161c04f0e1d1d.jpg?v=1789830426"},{"product_id":"bird-nerd-funny-blank-greeting-card","title":"Bird Nerd Funny Blank Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne day you are young and cool. The next you are outside at 6am in a fleece vest, genuinely excited about a Black-capped Chickadee at the feeder. Nobody sees it coming. This 5 × 7 blank greeting card is for everyone who made that journey and for the people who watched it happen in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bird on the front is a real Black-capped Chickadee, photographed at a backyard feeder by Linda Nee rather than illustrated. It's a funny birthday or just-because card for the backyard birder in your life — blank inside on Red River Linen cardstock, with a coordinating envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 × 7 inch folded greeting card, A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Front features an original wildlife photograph of a Black-capped Chickadee\u003cbr\u003e• Printed text on the front, so the joke lands before the card is opened\u003cbr\u003e• Original photography by Linda Nee, not an illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Format\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Folded size is 5 × 7 inches, standard A7 format\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on Red River Linen cardstock with a soft linen texture\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed with archival quality inks\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside with no printed greeting\u003cbr\u003e• Fits a standard 5 × 7 frame\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Includes a matching white A7 envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Each card arrives in a clear protective sleeve\u003cbr\u003e• Ships flat in a rigid mailer to prevent bending\u003cbr\u003e• Printed and fulfilled in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA\u003cbr\u003e• Available singly or in packs of 5 and 10\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Birders who know exactly how this happened\u003cbr\u003e• Backyard feeder watchers and new converts\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday cards for him or her\u003cbr\u003e• Grown up hobby birthdays\u003cbr\u003e• People with a dry, self deprecating sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Framing afterward as small conversation starting art\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Write Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside means you write the greeting. A few that suit this card:\u003cbr\u003e• \"Happy birthday. The binoculars were the beginning of the end.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"Congratulations on your new personality.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"Thinking of you and your suspiciously detailed feeder log.\"\u003cbr\u003e• \"No regrets. None at all. Happy birthday.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a matching \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bird-nerd-sign-bird-photography-bird-lover-gift-bird-watcher-decor\"\u003eBird Nerd Sign\u003c\/a\u003e that makes this a proper birder gift set, or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/early-bird-gets-the-worm-greeting-card\"\u003eEarly Bird Gets the Worm Greeting Card\u003c\/a\u003e for a matching set. Browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bird-signs-and-decor\"\u003eBird Art and Decor\u003c\/a\u003e collection or more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\"\u003egreeting cards\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© Designs by Linda Nee LLC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Designs by Linda Nee","offers":[{"title":"1 Card","offer_id":45502000103539,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Cards","offer_id":45502000136307,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Cards","offer_id":45502000169075,"sku":"4-BRD011-CRD-B-F","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/files\/9dd78f51dae37f2fc96796bc966c46f263516e4d.jpg?v=1789830427"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1376\/8759\/collections\/greeting-cards-collection-shopify-1771201.jpg?v=1787220310","url":"https:\/\/www.designsbylindanee.com\/collections\/greeting-cards.oembed?page=2","provider":"Designs by Linda Nee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}